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Joseph Capell

Joe Capell is a husband and the father of four children. When not herding the kids or working, he enjoys writing funny-ish things for the amusement of others. He’s also fond of naps and eating ice cream with his wife.

Let’s Give the Nod to Eggnog!

By Joe Capell
There are two kinds of people: those who love eggnog, and those who are wrong.What exactly is eggnog, anyway? Is it milk? Is it eggs? Is it a milkshake? Is it dessert? Is it a drink

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In Defense of Pineapple On Pizza

Pizza is delicious! It’s one thing almost everyone can agree on. It’s the do-it-all meal featuring bread, sauce, cheese, meat (usually), veggies (sometimes), and even fruit (occasionally.)Yes, I

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Daddy, Are You a Pirate?

It really should go without saying, but I’m going to say it anyway: Parents shouldn’t use curse words in front of their children.It’s basic common sense. If you don’t want your kids to swear like

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Cash or Credit Card?

By Joe CapellI like cash. Don’t we all? (And I’m not talking about Johnny Cash. Although I can’t help but sing along anytime I hear “Ring of Fire.”) I like the look and feel of dollar bills in my

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Splash pads or sprinklers?

[WARNING: Here comes an old man rant!]These kids today are so spoiled. Back in my day, if it was hot, do you know what we could do? Sweat. We could sweat. Maybe we could find some shade under a t

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Take a Number, Darling

By Ed & Janice HelmickThis is a hilariously funny production by the Springville Playhouse. The play was written by Jack Sharkey and directed by local actor Dave Chapa. The plot is about conce

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